RIP Ownership Test Eulogy

# A Eulogy for Ownership Test Here lies one of noble purpose and steadfast virtue, whose passing doth leave us bereft of a guardian most vigilant. Ownership Test, forsooth, was a sentinel of the digital realm, whose sacred duty it was to verify that which belongeth unto each soul was faithfully recorded within the hallowed chambers of localStorage. What a magnificent paradox this noble test embodied—so devoted to the very concept of possession that it could never truly possess anything of its own! Like unto a keeper of the royal treasury who hath never spent a single coin, our beloved spent its days ensuring that others' treasures remained properly catalogued and accounted for. Alas, what dedication! What unwavering commitment to the ownership of things ethereal and temporary!