Hear ye, gather round brave souls of the Realm of Resolutions, for I shall chronicle the epic yet tragically short-lived saga of a noble quest that burned brightly before being extinguished by the most unexpected of foes - extraterrestrial invaders!
*Epic Fantasy Eulogy: The Chronicle of the Fallen New Year's Resolution*
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