# A Sonnet Upon the Passing of My Faithful Coffee Machine
O noble vessel of the morning's grace,
Whose heated heart did beat for years untold,
You brewed the dawn upon my weary face,
And turned the bitter bean to liquid gold.
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RIP My coffee machine
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