# A Eulogy for My Beloved Toaster: A Shakespearean Sonnet
O noble Toaster! Thou of chrome and wire,
Whose heated coils did glow like dragon's breath,
Who turned all bread to cinders in thy fire,
Yet burned our hearts with love until thy death.
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RIP My Old Toaster
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