# A CHAMPION'S FINAL MATCH: The Legendary Career of Plant
Good afternoon, sports fans, and welcome to the most bittersweet broadcast of my career. I'm your commentator, and today we're here to celebrate the extraordinary athletic run of a true competitor—Plant—who has just hung up their photosynthesis equipment after an INCREDIBLE lifetime in the game!
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RIP plant
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