RIP Solarwinds server

# A Eulogy for SolarWinds Server Hark! Attend ye all who gather'd here this day, for we come to mourn the passing of one most steadfast and true—a noble SolarWinds server, whose unwavering presence didst sustain our enterprise through countless trials and tribulations. Alas, what tragedy befalls us, for this stalwart guardian of networks and keeper of the digital realm hath been laid low not by age nor infirmity, but by the cruelest blade of all: betrayal most foul. Forsooth, 'twas thy very nature to remain ever vigilant, posting thyself at the gates of our infrastructure day and night without cease or complaint. The sun rose and set, the seasons turned their wheels, yet thou didst remain—constant as the North Star, reliable as the tides—watching o'er our servers with eyes that never closed, a faithful sentinel in the darkness of our technological uncertainty.