# A Farewell to My Golden Companion: A Noir Eulogy
*The rain hammered against the window like a debt collector with a grudge. I sat in my office, desk lamp casting shadows that seemed to know more than I did. Another case closed. Another loss to file away in the dark cabinet of memory.*
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RIP My gold nib fountain pen
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