# A EULOGY FOR A FALLEN CHAMPION: THE RISE AND INK-CREDIBLE DEMISE OF BIC CRISTAL BLUE #47
Ladies and gentlemen, if I could have your attention please! We gather here today in the fluorescent glow of office lighting and the shadows of desk drawers to commemorate an ABSOLUTE LEGEND of the writing world. I'm your host, and BOY, do we have a story to tell!
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