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πŸ•΅οΈNoir Detective Eulogy

RIP my chair

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# The Case of the Wooden Chair: A Noir Farewell *The rain fell on the city that night like tired regrets. It always does in this business. I sat in my office, whiskey in hand, staring at the crime scene photos. Another case closed. Another victim of the darkness that swallows everything eventually. This time, it was personal.*

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