# A Sonnet for a Faithful Machine
O noble laptop, thou of keys so worn,
Whose loyal heart hath served through many years,
With patience vast since dawn of thy first morn,
Through deadlines, crashes, and our countless tears.
πShakespearean Eulogy
RIP My old laptop
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